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2012-10-18 02:29 pm

[Fic] Vikings are actually ladies in men's clothing for FqF_2012

Title: Vikings are actually ladies in men's clothing
Pairing/Group: Kamenashi Kazuya/Yamashita Tomohisa
Rating/Warnings: NC-17. food and one sake cup of vodka
Word Count: 5,500
Summary: Yamashita felt lonely because he needed to leave for America for his Route 66 trip. He had one more boring day to spend in Japan. And Kamenashi simply couldn't sleep.
Notes: written for [personal profile] yukitsubute for [profile] je_fqfest of 2012.
ao3 link

How to Comfort Your Viking )
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2012-07-04 03:41 am
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My kink_bingo card

On the other hand, kink_bingo card looks rather... challenging.

My kink_bingo card )


links to all the kinks )
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2012-07-04 03:29 am
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My h/c bingo card

My hurt/comfort bingo card looks good :3

My hc_bingo card )
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2012-07-04 03:02 am

Yōko for k_x 2012

Title: 洋子
Pairing: Jin and Kazuya
Word count: 10,019
Rating: PG
Warnings: Extreme!AU, one of the main characters has a disability.
Summary: The story of two heartbroken children or "how fate played a trick on you and me".
Notes: written for [personal profile] defiancebyfire for Kizuna Exchange 2012.
This fic has quite an epic soundtrack yet I'd really single out Kamenashi Kazuya's "Zutto", John Lennon's "Julia" and Ed Sheeran's "Give Me Love" :) Also, [profile] kicher, you are fabulous, thank you so much for being my friend.
洋子 - [Yōko] - Ocean Child.

Now I am the Ocean Child. And you are no longer my palette (then why you still haunt my dreams) )
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2012-07-04 03:01 am

[Fic] I want to become Scarlett O'Hara for bellemelody

Title: I want to become Scarlett O'Hara
Pairing: Bem/Bela, Bem/Koizumi Kyoko
Wordcount: 5,300
Rating: PG-13
Genre/Warning: a kind of romantic disaster.
Notes: The scenes take place in 1984*thus no mentions of Natsume and Bem’s girly crush and happen in a private porn theatre that went bankrupt; because there was a great number of various movie theatres in the 70s, but the appearance of cheap VCRs on the market in the early 80s led to a closure of many of them. Scarlett O'Hara is the main protagonist of the most famous romance novel and movie Gone with the Wind. Also, please, note that in this universe, Kyoko was born in 1939, not in 1966, because, otherwise, she’d only be 18 in 1984 and that doesn’t go well with this story, which is fictional anyways :P
Notes#2: Written for wonderful [personal profile] bellemelody at Kame Rarepair Mini Exchange.
Summary: Bela is desperate to try this one thing humans are very much addicted to. Kyoko wants to try Bem. Bem stays oblivious. Belo is forever too little for any of this.
“We will never become humans, right? Then, I want to try it… with you” )
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2012-07-04 02:29 am

[Fic] Sala Miłośników

Title: Sala Miłośników
Pairing(s): The Judoist and One Masochistic Baseball Player
Rating: R
Genre: school drama. two people said it's fluff which I can't find here no matter how hard I look.
Warning(s): This is insipired by one Polish movie.
Summary: the tale of two abusive sportsmen.
A/N: written for [personal profile] jamie_spotty during [profile] amigo_santa. Originally posted here.

Sala Miłośników )
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2012-01-07 01:11 am
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:|

I got lots of things to do. Like, writing, watching stuff, reading, learning French words, sorting out my JE mags that I have been downloading for two years but never bother to look through, writing, burning CDs, getting ready for my studies (in a month)...

What am I doing?

:|

Sorting out hundreds of random pictures that consist mainly of KT and Jin and food and animals.

:|

Clearly, my priorities are all over the place.

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2011-12-31 06:37 pm
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2011-12-29 02:58 am

[Podfic Birthday Present] Преступление и Милость for randomicicle

English Title: Punishment and Grace
Russian Title: Преступление и Милость
Author: Dorinda
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] isolated_killer 
The Person Who is Responsible for This: [livejournal.com profile] randomicicle 
Fandom: Crime and Punishment written by Fyodor Mikhaylovich Dostoyevsky. I am sure he didn't approve of me translating this.
Pairing: Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov/Dmitri Prokofich Razumikhin
Duration: 13:28 Please, turn up the volume, because it was 2am and I didn't want to wake up anyone by reading about undying love of... this awkward pairing.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A scene "set" during Chapter 3, when Raskolnikov wakes from his fever and Razumikhin looks after him, plus an epilogue. "It was a great love, a faithfulness that could not be borne any longer."
Warnings: It is read in Russian.
Notes: And I feel the need to say I am not very happy about this. Even though the translation has turned out fabulously. forever modest orz. Making these two "fall for" each other is something my mind can't cope with.
It's like watching your grandparents have sex.
Also, Gabie couldn't contact the author for permission. Despite the story being public, I'm not crossposting anywhere for that reason too. And because it is a birthday present. And because I'm kinda ashamed.
Addition: Написано по книге Достоевского "Преступление и Наказание". На английском, этот фик ещё ничего. На русском - лучше воздержаться.
Important Notes: [livejournal.com profile] randomicicle, I love you. And you have to understand just how much I do, if I've done something like this. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. YOU ARE AMAZING.

.mp3 file in Mediafire and Megaupload.


↓Russian translation if you're interested↓ )
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2011-11-25 02:01 am

for je_ficgames of 2010

Title: Booby Encounter
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: RYoko or Nishikido/Yokoyama, only as friends though
Summary: Yokoyama had to relax and loosen up from his work and his bandmates decidedly approached the matter.
Prompt: Idol Rule #3724: Don't ask girls their cup size for Team Present
Warnings: heavy usage of booze.
Notes: This is pure crack and I am so against those evil models who voted against Yoko. Burn them.
This was posted a year and a half ago, as a pinch-hit work for [livejournal.com profile] je_ficgames for Team Present. I decided against posting it because the fic is bad I pinch-hitted it a day before the posting, so I was asked for smth quick and easy :|. Besides, I was dead after Ordinary. Don't judge D: But, this journal is for fic dumping anyways, so. Here it goes.
'Idol Rule #3724- Don't ask girls their cup size' )
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2011-11-02 02:07 am

Squick Fic for randomicicle

Title: 不安「anxiety」
Pairing: Kame/Kame with very vague hints of Nakame
Rating: PG-15
Warning: Complete and utter mindfuckery.
Summary: There are always an evil twin, and a crazy one somewhere.
Notes: No robot got injured during the writing of this fic. Written for JE Squickfic.
Word count: ~5297
... for neither can live while the other survives ... © )

---

Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] randomicicle, for being my recipient, and even though it is very hard to write for you, because I'm always worried I won't meet your standarts, I'm still happy you've made me put so much effort into this.
I love you.

P.S. [livejournal.com profile] wintersdancer, you are the best. [livejournal.com profile] kicher, you're my biggest sempai, you know that?
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2011-06-09 06:04 pm

[Podfic related] for INP NC-17 podfic challenge

Title: Jindiana Jones and the Turtle's Spear
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elanielyn 
Translator: [livejournal.com profile] isolated_killer 
Group: KAT-TUN
Pairing: Jin/Kame
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A smutty part of a story about History student and Archeologist, who is for some reason cosplaying Indiana Jones. Not in this part though.
Warnings: It's Russian, beware.
Notes: Thank you, Cash Boudreaux and Schyler Crandall. You saved me from the ultimate embarrassement, guyz.
Addition: if you're interested, the original text can be found here.
Important Notes: translated for the INP NC-17 podfic challenge. The Podfic itself is here.

Jindiana )
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2011-06-09 05:51 pm

[Podfic] Jindiana Jones and the Turtle's Spear

Title: Jindiana Jones and the Turtle's Spear
Author: [livejournal.com profile] elanielyn 
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] isolated_killer 
Group: KAT-TUN
Pairing: Jin/Kame
Duration: 12:46 *I should have just stopped in the middle
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A smutty part of a story about History student and Archeologist, who is for some reason cosplaying Indiana Jones. Not in this part though.
Warnings: It's Russian, beware.
Notes: Thank you, Cash Boudreaux and Schyler Crandall. You saved me from the ultimate embarrassement, guyz.
Addition: if you're interested, the original text can be found here and my translation - here.
Important Notes: read aloud for the INP NC-17 podfic challenge.

.wma file comes in shiny and sparkly versions. *mediafire & megaupload
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2011-06-05 02:15 am

[Updated] Is it really a hiatus or simple laziness?

This fic was first posted roughly a year ago and only now I got to finish it. It didn't overcome any considerable changes as I added only the second missing part to it. I really hope someone will still remember it, though, and read it even if it's not topical anymore.
Thank you 8)

The Escapee )
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2011-01-02 02:26 am
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С Новым Годом!

Happy New Year and Christmas









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2010-12-24 02:31 am

板東礼子の dramalist

♪Watching♪

Keizoku 2: SPEC (7) 2010
Soredemo, Ikite Yuku (5) 2011
Zenkai Girl (8) 2011
Ouran High School Host Club (4) 2011
Nazotoki wa Dinner no Ato de (4) 2011
Yokai Ningen Bem (4) 2011

♥Finished♥

P.P.O.I. (8) 1999
Kowai Nichiyobi (??) 1999-2000
Kisarazu Cat's Eye (9) 2002
Kimi wa Petto (10) 2003
Stand Up!! (11) 2003
Xmas Nante Daikirai (4) 2004
Tiger and Dragon‧Special (1) 2005
Gokusen 2 (10) 2005
Anego (10) 2005
Division 1: 15 Sai no Blues (4) 2005
Gekidan Engimono: Ie ga Tooi (4) 2005
Kindaichi Shonen no Jikenbo 2005 (1) 2005
Nobuta wo Produce (10) 2005
Hana Yori Dango (9) 2005
Anego‧Special (1) 2005
Kurosagi (11) 2006
My Boss, My Hero (10) 2006
Yuuki (1) 2006
Kakure Karakuri (1) 2006
Tatta Hitotsu no Koi (10) 2006
Hana Yori Dango 2 (11) 2007
Haikei, Chichiue-sama (11) 2007
Hanazakari no Kimitachi e (12) 2007
Honto ni Atta Kowai Hanashi: Yuwaku Drive (1) 2007
Yukan Club (10) 2007
Tadashii Ouji no Tsukurikata (12) 2008 *russub
Loss:Time:Life: Detective (1) 2008
Last Friends (11) 2008
Seigi no Mikata (10) 2008
Hanazakari no Kimitachi e‧Special (1) 2008
RESCUE (9) 2009
DOOR TO DOOR (1) 2009
Orthros no Inu (9) 2009
Niini no Koto wo Wasurenaide (1) 2009
Dareka ga Uso wo Tsuiteiru (1) 2009
My Girl (4...10) 2009
5 Nen Go no Love Letter (1) 2010
Unubore Deka (11) 2010
Freeter, Ie o Kau. (10) 2010
Utsukushii Rinjin (10) 2011

✖Dropped | Deferred✖

Ikebukuro West Gate Park (0.5) 2000
Handoku (3...5) 2001
Hito ni Yasashiku (3) 2002 *russub
Lunch no Joou (4) 2002
Deep Love (0.5) 2004
Tiger and Dragon (3.5) 2005
Gachi Baka! (3) 2006
Akihabara@DEEP (1) 2006
Hanayome wa Yakudoshi! (1) 2006
Dandori (0.5) 2006
Tokkyu Tanaka 3 Go (0.5) 2007
Bambino! (0.5) 2007
Yamada Taro Monogatari (0.5) 2007
Hotaru no Hikari (1) 2007
Tokyo Ghost Trip (3) 2008 *russub
Zettai Kareshi (5) 2008
Koko wa Greenwood (0.5) 2008
Voice (1) 2009
Uta no Onii-san (4) 2009
Atashinchi no Danshi (1) 2009
Konkatsu! (6) 2009 *russub
Majo Saiban (3) 2009
MR. BRAIN (...3) 2009
Koishite Akuma (2...8) 2009
Ninkyo Helper (0.5) 2009
Buzzer Beat (6) 2009 *russub
Kochira Katsushika-ku Kameari Koen-mae Hashutsujo (...3) 2009
Samurai High School (0.5) 2009
Tokyo DOGS (0.5) 2009
Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge (3) 2010
TROUBLEMAN (2) 2010
Yankee-kun to Megane-chan (1) 2010
Juui Dolittle (...2) 2010
Control ~ Hanzai Shinri Sousa (1) 2011
Deka Wanko (7) 2011
Hanawake no Yon Shimai (1.5) 2011
Hanazakari no Kimitachi e 2011 (1) 2011
Ikemen desu ne (1) 2011

★Future★

Worst Dates Series
Cheap Love
Neverland
Long Love Letter
Budou no Ki
Sore wa, Totsuzen, Arashi no you ni...
Yasashii Jikan
Engine
1 Litre no Namida
Sukoshi wa, Ongaeshi ga Dekitakana
1 Litre no Namida‧Special
Sexy Voice and Robo
Marathon
1 Pound no Fukuin
Maou
Myu no Anyo Papa ni Ageru
Room of King
Love Shuffle
Zeni Geba
BOSS
The Quiz Show 2
Kobe Shinbun no Nanokakan
Hotaru no Hikari 2
Bartender
Shin Jidan Koshonin Ura File
Yotsuba Jinja Ura Kagyo Shitsuren Hoken~Kokuraseya~
Umareru.
Last Money ~Ai no Nedan~
Freeter, Ie o Kau. Special
Runaway ~Aisuru Kimi no Tame ni~
Mou Yuukai Nante Shinai
Lucky Seven
Hayami-san to Yobareru Hi
Saikou no Jinsei no Owarikata~Ending Planner~
Strawberry Night

☂KDrama☂

Sad Love Story (6) 2005 *russub
My Name is Kim Sam-Soon (16) 2005
My Girl (8) 2005
Coffee Prince (17) 2007
Legend of Hyang Dan (2) 2007 *russub
Hong Gil Dong (0.5) 2008
Jungle Fish
Boys Over Flowers (15~25) 2009
Take Care of the Young Lady (1) 2009
You're Beautiful (16) 2009
IRIS
Personal Taste (6~16) 2010
My Girlfriend is a Gumiho (16) 2010
Marry Me, Mary! (1) 2010
Dream High (16) 2011
Dream High‧Special Concert (1) 2011
49 Days (20) 2011
City Hunter (10.5~20) 2011
Heartstrings (2) 2011
Warrior Baek Dong Soo (3) 2011
Flower Boy Ramen Shop (...13) 2011
Padam Padam... The Sound of His and Her Heartbeats
Love Rain

☂TDrama☂

Meteor Garden (1) 2001
Mars (21) 2004
KO One (1.5) 2005
Hua Yang Shao Nian Shao Nu (1) 2006
Why Why Love (...10~15) 2007 Jun-03
Romantic Princes (3) 2007 Sep-16


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2010-10-24 06:19 am

The Sleepy Story of One Traitor and His Goofy Dream Follower

Title: The Traitor and the Dream Follower
Pairing: a traitor and a dream follower
Summary: Sometimes, people just need sleep.

♪ Golden Slumber ♪  )
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2010-09-04 09:39 pm

for je_ficgames

Title: Ordinary
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Nakanishi as friends, one-sided Akame
Summary: Ordinary Fridays could turn out to be so hectic yet soothing sometimes…
Prompt: You’ve been Friday’d! (please go have your eyes examined)
Written for: [livejournal.com profile] je_ficgames for Team AU
Warnings: none.
Notes: I guess when I signed to write this prompt I first wanted to produce something similar to the image it gives; clouded with smoke night clubs, sweaty bodies moving to the music and, of course, some obligatory drunken fight. But, in the very end, I chose a completely opposite path. 
Ordinary for Team AU )
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2010-09-04 09:09 pm
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Haru Haru~

I AM BACK


It was so freaking awesome and I got myself these precious God's gifts 
*oh, the money I spent on you, Yamapi, Maru and Jun 
 
gifts 8D )
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2010-08-21 04:29 am

Le Bonheur

Mon Bonheur )

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Le Bonheur, fic )